From: Claudia Bonn@
XXXXX.XXX
To: K<dancing.midnight@XXXXX.XXX
I
have no internet connection. Im testing u from my annoying tiny phone. Can u
believe it corrects texting to testing?! I tested earlier on ur phone. Erase
it. This is too fucking funny. I should
switch to an iphone!
Xxxxooooo
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Tues, Jun 5, 2012 at 7:42 AM
From: Claudia Bonn@
XXXXX.XXX
To: K<dancing.midnight@XXXXX.XXX
Good
morning!
My
Internet is working now. Hurray! I texted you last night on your phone, so
remember to erase it. This was before I emailed you from my phone. I hate doing
it on these tiny keyboards. It’s really early, at least for me. I’m going to
watch Nadia’s 6th grade class do scenes from A Midsummer Night's
Dream. And the weather is really queer. Now, it’s chilly, the same cloud and
sun that leave you taking everything—sunglasses, umbrella. This can’t be good
for humans, all this inconsistency. But that’s weather weirding for ya!
The
other day though when it was raining and sunny, I saw the most beautiful
rainbow. I can’t remember the last time I saw one. I don’t think I had seen one
like that ever. It was a huge arc. So big it straddled the entire highway,
and so vivid. You could see every color of the spectrum so clearly.
More
Newsletter stuff today. I’ll finish it and get it to our Web Designer who will
put it online tomorrow morning, then no more work until September!
I’m
so excited about our plans. I hope nothing will ruin them. But I’m going to try
to keep my expectations low (although that’s really hard to do!) so anything
that happens will be great. High expectations can be very disappointing.
And
you? Work today?
XXXXOOO
R.
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Tues, Jun 5, 2012 at 8:37 AM
From:
K<dancing.midnight@XXXXX.XXX
To: Claudia Bonn@
XXXXX.XXX
What
a thrill to get an email from you in the morning. Thanks. I saw the text on the
phone and got the email. It is a weird sort of irony that it corrects texting
to testing.
No
work until September? I hope there is something (or someone) else in your life
to occupy your thoughts. I am excited too. I am really looking forward to
spending time with you. I can’t believe I am going to have you all to myself.
We always have so much fun. You are right to manage expectations. Anything can
happen. As of now, we have an opportunity to have a really great time.
Have
fun at the play. I love Shakespeare although not that one so much. That
probably doesn’t matter at the 6th grade level. What is her part?
XOXOXO
Me
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Tues, Jun 5, 2012 at 11:55 AM
From: Claudia Bonn@ XXXXX.XXX
To:
K<dancing.midnight@XXXXX.XXX
It
sure is a thrill for me too to see myself up so early : ) I’m so not a morning
person. The performance was fine. They
do the same thing every year, so Isabela was in the same thing last year. It
isn’t one of the things the school does that well compared to the high
standards they have for everything else. It isn’t a play performance per se.
They take the play, isolate the key scenes, have the kids memorize a couple of
lines each, work with an acting coach for some weeks, then present it as lines
with some gestures on stage. Nadia had the lines of an angry Titania. She did
fine. It’s hard to screw this up. This isn’t one of my favorite plays either.
At the end of summer, we’ll have to read Julius Caesar to get ready for 8th
grade English, and re-read Romeo and Juliette for7th grade English. I get to
read all these plays twice. Yes, woe is definitely me : )
So
now that I’ve bored you to tears with this stuff. How are you? I’ve missed talking
to you! And it doesn’t look good until Thursday night maybe late, but then you
aren’t home until late probably either, since you have rehearsal. It’s good
that we have some plans, otherwise, I would be too sad that we can’t ever
connect in real time.
Thoughts
of being alone with you keep running through my mind, and they are so much fun.
They put a stupid smile on my face. I’m having fun with my own mind—I think the
definition of that is loony : ) I miss you!
XXXXXXXXXXXXX
R.
_______________________________________________________
Tues, Jun 5, 2012 at 12:33 PM
From: K<dancing.midnight@XXXXX.XXX
To: Claudia Bonn@
XXXXX.XXX
Hello
Roya:
I
have been thinking about you all day. Specifically, I have been remembering
kissing your chest and shoulders. I love kissing you. We are going to have to
do lots of that.
I
saw Julius Caesar recently. It was a road show put on by the Guthrie Theatre in
Minneapolis. The Guthrie is one of the high points of my life in Minnesota.
There is culture there, just not much. What is there is excellent. My favorite
is Macbeth. I have seen that dozens of times with a wide variety of staging. I
am going to see it in July at Lincoln Center. It should be awesome. There
is a film called Scotland, PA based on the play with Christopher Walken. That
is both absurd and spot on.
We
should be able to chat on Thursday. I will be out late, but miss you too. It is
great that we have plans for 3 days in a row but that all seems so far off. We
need to connect before then.
I
guess I am loony too. I get more than a stupid smile though. At least we have
email. I love seeing your emails pop up. I have to change your contact name
though. “Claudia” really confuses me. It is so not you, at least to me. Where
did you come up with that anyway? It is not a “hot” name, and you are
definitely hot. I still can’t believe how beautiful you are. Or rather that a
woman as beautiful as you is interest in me.
A
big fan of you,
Me
__________________________________________________________
Tues, Jun 5, 2012 at 7:10 PM
From: Claudia Bonn@
XXXXX.XXX
To:
K<dancing.midnight@XXXXX.XXX
Hello Roya:
I have been thinking about you all day. Specifically, I have
been remembering kissing your chest and shoulders. I love kissing you. We are
going to have to do lots of that.
We absolutely have to. I’ll show you what I like, and you show me
what you like. Although, I already know how you like your blow job (are you
blushing?) I hope so. I will be absolutely sad if one day you stop blushing.
I saw Julius Caesar recently. It was a road show put on by the
Guthrie Theatre in Minneapolis. The Guthrie is one of the high points of my
life in Minnesota. There is culture there, just not much. What is there is
excellent. My favorite is Macbeth. I have seen that dozens of times with a wide
variety of staging. There is a film called Scotland, PA with Christopher
Wilken. That is both absurd and spot on. I am going to see it in July at
Lincoln Center. It should be awesome.
It does sound interesting. I really like Christopher Walken. He’s
been in some great movies.
We should be able to chat on Thursday. I will be out late, but
miss you too. It is great that we have plans for 3 days in a row but that all
seems so far off. We need to connect before then.
Yeah? What do you get?
My cousin married a half Iranian half American woman named Claudia.
She was attractive, and I liked her. I also like “a” at the end of female
names. That’s why I named my daughters Isabela and Nadia (they have Persian
names as their middle names). So, when I needed a pseudo name to dance under, I
culled it up. I guess it sounds Germanic to me, which I have no idea if it is.
So, when I needed a last name to go with it to use as a nom de plume for a
novel I was writing because I couldn’t have possibly written it under my real
name, I chose Bonn. It’s definitely German, and it reminded me of “bon” in
French. Why don’t you change my contact to my real name? My routine email is
under my own name on Yahoo, but everyone in the household has the pass word to that
account.
It is not a “hot” name, and you are definitely hot. I still
can’t believe how beautiful you are. Or rather that a woman as beautiful as you
is interest in me.
Why wouldn’t I be? You are really attractive, in a boyish clean cut way
I like, but that’s not the most important thing, you’re intelligent, cultured,
funny (on purpose), and most importantly you’re decent. No, I lied, most
importantly, you have good taste in women : )
I’ve kept the Jacques Torres chocolate bag. It’s sitting in a corner
of my room. I don’t throw it out because looking at it reminds me of you. Also,
that was truly impressive. I know chocolate, OK? I adore chocolate. I’ve had
actual melted chocolate in a fancy place in Paris, I’ve been to fancy chocolate
places in NY like Vosges, Maison du Chocolate, Teuscher and some place on Park
Ave the name of which I can’t remember, even in Sprungil and the Murkur store
in St. Moritz, and I have never in my life seen a lined bag and a tiny ice
pouch. You have truly impressed the seasoned.
I’m sorry to write at what I guess to be an inopportune timed of
day, but it’s the first few minutes I’ve found to myself since early in the
morning. We may be able to talk tonight. How late will you be up?
_______________________________________________________
Tues, Jun 5, 2012 at 7:29 PM
From:
K<dancing.midnight@XXXXX.XXX
To: Claudia Bonn@
XXXXX.XXX
_______________________________________________________
Tues, Jun 5, 2012 at 10:27 PM
From:
K<dancing.midnight@XXXXX.XXX
To: Claudia Bonn@
XXXXX.XXX
Dear
sweet beautiful Roya,
I
must sleep, perchance to dream. Goodnight.
K.
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