From:
K<dancing.midnight@XXXXX.XXX
To: Claudia Bonn@
XXXXX.XXX
Good
morning love,
Yesterday
was a rough day at work. Today shouldn't be bad but tomorrow might be. It will
be nice to have seeing you to look forward to.
I could have used a big dose of Roya last night. I would have loved to wrap myself up in that hot
body of yours and disappear for a few hours.
I love you so much.
Did
you hear what Rahimi had to say a couple of days ago?
It is bigots like him that give bigots like me a bad name.
How
are you? Do you have much going on
today? It should be very hot.
I
am looking forward to karate tonight. It
will be nice to get in a good workout. I
haven't been going to the gym enough lately.
XOXOXO
SNB
_______________________________________________________
Thu, Jun 28, 2012 9:18 AM
From: Claudia Bonn@
XXXXX.XXX
To:
K<dancing.midnight@XXXXX.XXX
“I am just happy to get laid this decade. I love you for that. It is cool that a positive thing for your
husband is good for us too. The karma
should be a little less severe.”
That's
what I like, a low maintenance guy : ) There was a study out of UCSF a while
back that said ejaculation reduces the chances of prostate cancer. So, I'm all
for keeping you healthy. Coke, I might not be able to do anything about, but
cock, might be a different story. I'm on the corny roll today : ) Anyway, it
doesn't hurt that I'm having a lot of fun too.
I
can't wait to see you tomorrow. The week went by faster than I thought. So, you
think we're garnering bad karma? You're always saying or implying that we're
being bad. I know you like being bad, but I don't feel really bad at all. I
feel justified. You're so moral; you should become more amoral like me in some
things. I believe in karma in a major way, but not in this.
Let's
buy a cold coke at the park, I'll bring the vodka and some iced-tea for me.
I'll take the 3:55 bus, which comes straight down 5th. I should get to 72nd
street around 4:30 or 4:40. I can stay until about 6:45. My massage is at 7:00.
I
hope today is going to be a little lighter than yesterday at work.
I
love you,
XOXOXO
R.
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Thu, Jun 28, 2012 9:25 AM
From: Claudia Bonn@
XXXXX.XXX
To:
K<dancing.midnight@XXXXX.XXX
That's
so funny, we were writing each other at the same time. I have to go see what
Rahimi said. Who the hell is he, anyway? Yeah, you can tell I really keep up
with things. I'm glad you're going to karate tonight. You have to keep your
figure, remember? Me too, I'm getting on the treadmill, but it will be
pathetic. My incline is usually 6.5, today it will be 0, and my top speed 4.6,
today will probably be 3.6, still it's a start and I don't want to aggravate my
back again.
I'm
taking the dog and the guinea pig to the vet today once Nadi gets back from
camp, mostly for them to cut their nails. I'm too chicken to cut them myself.
Once, I made Feisto bleed, he's so hyper wouldn't stay still for a second, so
from that time, I just take them to the vet.
I
love you!!!!!!
Me
________________________________________________________
Thu, Jun 28, 2012 at 10:09 AM
From:
K<dancing.midnight@XXXXX.XXX
To: Claudia Bonn@
XXXXX.XXX
Good
morning gorgeous,
Rahimi
is the Vice President. It sounds like
Ahiminahemena picked him, so he would look good in comparison, much like our
presidents.
I
have to keep my figure and my sanity. I work
out more for my head than my body. It
clears my head. Exercise is exercise, it
doesn't matter what the incline or pace is.
Just keep moving forward.
A
mani pety! Pet nails are hard to
cut. I don't even try. I read an article in the Times this weekend
about someone who will come to a house and cut infant nails. She charges $200 per hour. She says if that sounds like too much, don't
call.
Me
________________________________________________________
Thu, Jun 28, 2012 at 10:36 AM
From:
K<dancing.midnight@XXXXX.XXX
To: Claudia Bonn@
XXXXX.XXX
I
love you so much. You are so kind to be
concerned about my health. Your kind of
medicine doesn't require a spoonful of sugar that is for sure.
I
was just making a joke about karma. I
have no morals. I may have some ethics
in me somewhere, but I haven't found them yet.
I am all about me.
I
should be able to make it to the park at about 4:45. I will try to get there earlier. I will keep you posted.
Have
a great day. I love you.
SNB
________________________________________________________
Thu, Jun 28, 2012 2:40 PM
From: Claudia Bonn@
XXXXX.XXX
To:
K<dancing.midnight@XXXXX.XXX
Hi
My love:
How
is your afternoon progressing? I hope better than yesterday. I finally got on the treadmill and stayed on
for almost an hour, felt a little hot, but broke no sweat sadly. Still, it's
great to be working out. I know what you mean about it keeping one sane. Having
you happy is all important, but you do know I just want you for your body,
right? : )
I
saw what that idiot Rahimi said. To tell you the truth, I don't think even he
believes that crap, like when Ahmadiamenamena was saying the Holocaust never
happened. They say shit like that once in a while to goose people. And lord
does it work! Iranians are a very wily bunch.
Not
me though, I lived there only for seven years of my life, and here for decades,
so that makes me just a simple, good-hearted American : ) Where's the
Velveeta?! I think New Yorkers belong to a country all their own--NYC. I can't
remember who this famous writer was, but whenever he went to Europe, people
would ask, "Are you American?" "No," he would reply.
"I'm a New Yorker." I always thought that we very well said.
What
should I bring for snack? Olives? Nuts? Wraps? I won't bring fruit or veggies,
although, I hope you now appreciate the pleasures of ripe juicy summer fruit. I
can bring a banana and pretend it's you
: )
Tell
me if there is anything you absolutely love (no junk) and I shall procure it,
or absolutely hate.
I
miss you. It feels like years since I've looked at your handsome face.
XOXOXO
A
very excited SNG
_________________________________________________________
Thu, Jun 28, 2012 at 3:00 PM
From:
K<dancing.midnight@XXXXX.XXX
To: Claudia Bonn@
XXXXX.XXX
It
is very quiet today. It is a lot better
than yesterday. I don't mind that you
only want me for my body. I on the other
hand have a variety of interests in you, your hot body, your amazing sexual
skills and your affection for me.
I
don't think they believe it either. The
drug trade? Not even a Nazi thinks
that. They are very wily and smart
enough to put guys like those two in positions of Sound and Fury.
NYC
is a world unto itself. That said, I
can't deny being American. People pick
me out of crowds. We went to Paris after
the second W Bush election. We couldn't
hardly get anywhere because everyone wanted to tell me how unpopular W is in
Europe. They weren't amused when I pointed
out that he got 61 million votes, more than the entire population of
France. Or that they were hardly in a
position to mock our politicians. I
suggested that they take up painting because I didn't think there had been a French
painter since Yves Klein. They always
felt the need to tell me that their expertise in American politics came from
their 2 day visit to Indiana.
I
know you don't eat Velveeta! Or is that
actually organic? I eat olives, nuts,
fruit and some veggies like carrots and peppers if they are raw. I like bananas though no one would ever confuse
me for one. The size is right ;0 but I
am not curved and pointy at both ends.
There are too many things I don't like to list them but most snack food
is good. I actually don't snack on
junk. I don't like potato chips or even
candy for that matter.
It
has been too long. I am really looking
forward to seeing you. I have a huge hug
ready for when we get off the beaten path.
I
love you Roya. Have a great day.
Me
_______________________________________________________
Thu, Jun 28, 2012 4:14 PM
From: Claudia Bonn@
XXXXX.XXX
To:
K<dancing.midnight@XXXXX.XXX
Emails
are funny, one never quite knows when the other is kidding. I try to make it
clearer, with smiley faces : ) but then when I think of you or talk to you, I'm
always smiling : ) : ) : ) : )
My
body, my sexual skills and the fact that I'm crazy for you, all sound like
"body." You mean you don't like me for my intellect, wit and
worldliness? Now, I'm truly offended : )
Well,
George W is a dunce. I bet you the French like Obama. If not, then they're in
my bad book too. I was thrilled to hear about the Supreme Court ruling today.
Although, I definitely had my doubts with morons like Thomas on the bench, I
really didn't know which way it will go. And to tell you the truth, making
Americans do anything, is kind of un-American. They could've easily taxed us
and put it towards health care. To make people buy it, is essentially the same
thing, but has a totally different flavor. I hope he gets re-elected. I really
want to see what he does in his second term, when he's freer.
Who
are these awful French people who had been to Indiana for 2 days? It sounds
like you met some horrible French people. Although, I have to say, they aren't
that great. But hey, assholes, as decent people, come in every color and
shape. How could you have possibly liked
W?!
I
was just kidding about the Velveeta. I don't think there is much point to make
oil, color and preservatives organic. I bet you there isn't a dollop of milk in
that thing. I guess the Coke has stereotyped you as the king of junk. Shame on
me!
I'll
get there earlier than you, so I'll stop by Eli's and pick up a few things that
look good.
I'm
so looking forward to your arms around me!
XOXOXOXO
R.
________________________________________________________
Thu, Jun 28, 2012 at 4:29 PM
From:
K<dancing.midnight@XXXXX.XXX
To: Claudia Bonn@
XXXXX.XXX
Your
intellect, wit and worldliness are bonuses.
No one came to AM looking for those things. I just got lucky that those came with the hot
body and sexual skills.
W
was elected, just like Obama. 61 million
people voted for him twice. Like is for
facebook, not presidents. I am equally
out of touch with both parties. The only
thing worse would have been the two gentlemen who couldn't beat him in an
election. One guy even got more votes and still lost! What a loser.
He is a classic defense of the electoral college.
As
for Obama, I am not a fan. He is taking
money from me in the creepiest ways possible.
He had his chance. I see no
reason to expect different in his second term.
That said, I won't move to Canada if he wins. The problem isn't the people we elect, it’s
us. How is it possible that the people
who love Obama despise Romney and vice versa?
Obama's signature achievement was modeled after Romney's signature
achievement. They are only different to
be different. A Harvard lawyer is a
Harvard Lawyer. Truth is, neither of
these guys is Presidential. Not that
there is anything wrong with that.
Either will be fine.
I
wish I had my arms around you right now.
I have such a huge crush on you.
SNB
________________________________________________________
Thu, Jun 28, 2012 4:47 PM
From: Claudia Bonn@
XXXXX.XXX
To:
K<dancing.midnight@XXXXX.XXX
You
mean if I didn't have the other stuff, just the body and the sexual skills
(thanks for that, btw) you would still be with me?! You dog! But that's what I
like about you! It's a little different for women, I guess. Sure, your looks
turn me on to no end, but if I didn't like your intellect and charm, I wouldn't
be with you even if you looked as you do, and did to me the same things you
have : )
We
can argue about politics tomorrow. Or not, because I have a feeling we'll have
much better things to do. I'll bring a sheet. Let's find the densest part of the park. At least we can lie down, if fully
clothed.
I
can't wait to see you, my love.
XOXOXO
R.
_____________________________________________________
Thu, Jun 28, 2012 4:50 PM
From: Claudia Bonn@
XXXXX.XXX
To:
K<dancing.midnight@XXXXX.XXX
There
is a reason, I came to write you. You distract me!!!!! Which one is the nicest
gentlest apostle?
_____________________________________________________
Thu, Jun 28, 2012 at 5:05 PM
From:
K<dancing.midnight@XXXXX.XXX
To: Claudia Bonn@
XXXXX.XXX
I
have never seen them ranked by those attributes. Why do you ask? Maybe this is a joke?
Peter
was angry, so it isn't him. Judas was
well, Judas, so not him. I am inclined
to say Paul. He certainly taught people
to be nice and gentle.
______________________________________________________
Thu, Jun 28, 2012 8:03PM
From: Claudia Bonn@
XXXXX.XXX
To:
K<dancing.midnight@XXXXX.XXX
Thank
you, Paul it is. Was there a Mark?
I'm
writing a piece, so need to name one of my guy characters, a very nice gentle,
simple person, something like that.
I'm
so bummed out. My nephew and his family are moving away from NY back to
Toronto. He was working here on a work visa which is still good until Sept, but
was getting sponsored for his green card by this insane guy he worked for. My
nephew managed his operations, from packaging company, to a duck farm and
everything in between, he was even in construction for a while. So, the guy's
gone bankrupt, and although my nephew has been on some interviews nothing
really materialized, probably because he would need to get sponsored for a work
visa or a green card. They've packed up their apartment, so they're spending
the night in my guest room. I'm very sad. He is the son I never had, although
we're pretty close in age. He used to live with me, and be my confidant until
he got married to this bitchy girl. As much as I've tried to like her, I just
can't warm up to her. He says, we're a lot alike, except, I'm much more polite
to my elders, that I know. I guess life is all about change. There is one thing
for sure, nothing stays the same, and maybe that's a good thing.
How
was karate?
I
love you!!!!
XOXOXOXO
Me.
_______________________________________________________
Thu, Jun 28, 2012 at 10:24 PM
From:
K<dancing.midnight@XXXXX.XXX
To: Claudia Bonn@
XXXXX.XXX
There
is a Mark. He was not an apostle but an
evangelist. He may have been related to
an apostle. He wrote a gospel. His claim to fame is when Jesus said this is
my body and my blood he said, "ewwwww!
I am not eating that." He got
over it.
Saint
Francis was the nice gentle peaceful one.
He was not an apostle though.
Karate
was great. It was a lot of fun. I am very glad I went.
How
are you?
Me.
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