Almost four years ago, I fell in love for the first time--twenty-five years too late--and began an affair. Over the years, Kevin and I have met several times a week and email several times a day. I have kept almost all of the emails that I sent to him and that he sent to me. Along the way, there has been laughter and tenderness and heat...and heartache.

This blog is the posting of our daily emails. It chronicles the lives of two people over a four year period so far, and tells the story of our burgeoning love against the backdrop of New York City.

The names and addresses have been changed to protect the innocent; the rest is 100% real.

The daily update structure helps keep the blog as authentic as possible as well as living up to its title. It also strives to provide the reader with the kind of pleasure that a soap opera offers--a daily dose of voyeuristic fun.

Please begin at the beginning, otherwise, little will make sense.

Enjoy.




Friday, January 9, 2015

The Comedians

Fri, Aug 10, 2012 at 12:08 AM

From: Claudia Bonn@ XXXX.XXX
To: K<dancing.midnight@XXXXX.XXX

OMG, where have you been all day? Are you still en route? Let me know you got home safely.

XOXOXOXO

Me.
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Fri, Aug 10, 2012 at 1:50 AM

From: Claudia Bonn@ XXXX.XXX
To: K<dancing.midnight@XXXXX.XXX

I hope you just got home and crashed. US soccer team beat the Chinese!!! When you were in nature, did you hear the crickets and the tree frogs? Their noise is summer's song, isn't it?

Goodnight my love. I hope you're safely dreaming in your bed.

XOXOXOXO

Me
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Fri, Aug 10, 2012 at 2:30 AM

From: K<dancing.midnight@XXXXX.XXX
To: Claudia Bonn@ XXXXX.XXX

I just got home.  I am pooped. 
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Fri, Aug 10, 2012 at 7:11 AM

From: Claudia Bonn@ XXXX.XXX
To: K<dancing.midnight@XXXXX.XXX

Welcome home! You must've been very pooped. How long were you traveling? Well, I hope you are getting lots of rest today. I've only had 4 hours of sleep. My own fault for going to bed late. Going up to camp to pick up the girls that's why I'm up at this ungodly hour.

Have a lovely day.

I love you!

HFG
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Fri, Aug 10, 2012 at 1:20 PM

From: K<dancing.midnight@XXXXX.XXX
To: Claudia Bonn@ XXXXX.XXX

Hello my love,

It was a 12 hour journey to go 2 hours.  What a rotten experience.  Nothing to be done either.  The customer service people were aggressively rude.  It was astonishing.  At least I am home now. 

There are all kinds of animal noises in the woods.  Minnesota has a bird called a Loon.  It makes the craziest sound you have ever heard.  Mostly though it is a big quiet. 

Today is an unpleasant day for a road trip.  I hope you have a safe trip.

I love you HFG.

SNB
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Fri, Aug 10, 2012 at 9:55 PM

From: Claudia Bonn@ XXXX.XXX
To: K<dancing.midnight@XXXXX.XXX

I was watching a clip of Woody Allen's and he's so funny. Then I saw this clip of some really obnoxious guy doing a documentary on him. And he's so old and so wise, and really serious. Anyway, it was interesting. Who is your favorite comedian?
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Fri, Aug 10, 2012 at 10:26 PM

From: K<dancing.midnight@XXXXX.XXX
To: Claudia Bonn@ XXXXX.XXX

I don't know if I have a favorite.  Jimmy Fallon makes me laugh.  Woody Allen used to make me laugh until he started to annoy me.  I loved "Sleeper".  I also like "Crimes and Misdemeanors" which isn't really a comedy.  I would not want to know the guy.  His voice alone is enough to make me crazy.  Have you ever seen a movie called "The Aristocrats"?  I sure loved Carlin and Pryor in their day and Eddie Murphy in his.  A guy named Jim Gaffigan is pretty funny.  I don't pay a lot of attention to comedy.  I guess that is ironic.

My cats were so lonely.  They won't leave me alone.  It is hard to type.

I can probably stay until 5 on Tuesday.  I should be able to make 1 depending on how I get there.  I certainly won't be able to concentrate on anything.  I should probably take the whole day off.  I want to focus on going down on you.  You have to give me precise instructions.  I am eager to provide maximum pleasure.  It really turns me on.  I want you to come in my face. 

Wednesday night won't work.  If anything changes I will let you know. 

I love you HFG.  I want to wrap you in my arms and make love to you. 

SNB
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Fri, Aug 10, 2012 at 11:08 PM

From: Claudia Bonn@ XXXX.XXX
To: K<dancing.midnight@XXXXX.XXX

I bet you look really great with your hair grown out. I can't wait to see it. I have seen The Aristocrats. It was good. I like those guys too. You're right, it's like they have their better than other periods. The UK has some really good comedians too, like Bill Hicks.

How come you have to leave so early on Tuesday? I'm sorry Wednesday won't work. There will be other times.

Coming in your face definitely works for me : ) I will do my best to instruct you. I'll put your fingers on my pussy to show you where is particularly sensitive. I'll demonstrate the corresponding part on you. Then I'll show you how much to press and how fast to move your hand. When I do it to you, I will put a lot more pressure because yours requires more stimulation since its covered in skin, rubs against fabric and is generally more handled than my parts : ) since a woman’s is really inside her, it only has a mucus membrane like the mouth, so it’s a lot more sensitive.

I love you!

XOXOXO

HFG
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Fri, Aug 10, 2012 at 11:27 PM

From: Claudia Bonn@ XXXX.XXX
To: K<dancing.midnight@XXXXX.XXX

This is why I like this guy! Eddie Izzard.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp69rg6Hdlo
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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